bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

non sausage

A female that has no penis. She is usually friends with two boys from class. They are insecure about their penises (being small) so they have to point out that she has no penis.

Buddy Non Sausage! That's what we'll call you from now on!! HAHA

by Buddy non sausage February 24, 2009

Sneaky Sausage

The act of pulling your penis out of a woman's vagina during rough sex and shoving in her ass before she can react.

My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

by SneakyMatt July 13, 2011

flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.

"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.

by Raptor45 May 19, 2006

Giant Sausage

the most amazing person on xbox live.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.

"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"

"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."

by GiantSausage January 20, 2009

the SaUsaGe links

what you get to eat when you don't want the hardboiled egg

for the breakfast you get the pankcakes, the cranberry juice, and the SaUsaGe links.

by gloria the nutritionist June 28, 2010

Finished Sausage

a jizzed on dick!

Man, I'd really love a bite of that finished sausage!

by YummyJizz27 June 23, 2011