Ryan

Ryan, or really annoying cunt, is the name used for someone who’s is a fucking bitch ass faggot who doesn’t shut up and has a hole as wide as dartford tunnel

“You see that Ryan over there, he’s a deffo a puffter”

“Oh 1000%, back to the farms”

by Ryan likes it up the bum! July 10, 2025

Ryan

A chaotic human specimen powered by half-finished thoughts and questionable decision-making. Frequently appears confused, occasionally smells like he forgot what deodorant is, yet somehow possesses an inexplicably luscious bubble butt. Known for saying things that make sense only after the third explanation (or never). Despite all evidence, remains weirdly lovable.

"I want to drop kick Ryan"
- "He would probably bounce off the ground with that butt"

by xllusive January 29, 2026

Ryan

The prettiest boy I've ever met with a heart of gold who doesnt know how much I miss him

"Dear God I miss my sweet boy Ryan."

by Its.not_natss February 20, 2026

Ryan

The greatest bass player on earth. He is so good at bass that when he plays it, it melts everyone's face off. He is even better than Cliff Burton who was arguably the best bass player ever until he died. Everybody is so jealous of Ryan's bass skills that when they hear it they get suicidal tendencies because they aren't as good as him.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear how Ryan played bass yesterday?
Guy: 2: Yeah, it melted my face off.

by juan prius April 9, 2026

Ryan

The primest bitch in all the land, usually has the nickname Primebitch.

If you meet a Ryan, he may be cool but can also be the biggest bitch ever.

by BlueHonesty July 16, 2025

Ryan

Noun. A word used to describe a person who only lives with one viewpoint and ignores all counter arguments. This one viewpoint is usually a traditional view of only straight relationships being normal and not understanding why people adopt. They also don't understand how certain pathogens are spread.

Person 1: 'Bro why do some boys like other boys and want to adopt thats weird bro what if they catch aids bro'
Person 2: 'Stop being such a Ryan dumbass.'

by ScrotumMaster84 August 16, 2025

Ryan

A guy way funnier than Elly

Ryan will forever be more funny than Elly.

by Ryanisfunny August 26, 2025