Riding the Tink-Tink

When A Girl Rides on a guys dick that is less than four inches.

Stef was riding the tink-tink last night for so long Jeremiah lost his soul

by Stephanie Hopez November 14, 2007

ride it like a soldier

When a female rides the dick hard and with a lot of zest.

"Ride it like a soldier."
dude believe me when I tell you, she rode it like a soldier.

by sherblonsky May 16, 2016

Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Log Ride

A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.

"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."

by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 9, 2010

Ride the Bull

Just the coolest thing to say nowadays!!! badicker

Hey i talk to you later...Ride The Bull!!!!! Yeeeeehaaaaa!!!

by Insane V April 2, 2004

Dryggy-back ride

When a college guy comes up from behind a high school girl at a club or party and starts grinding on her from behind.

That guy totally just tried to give me a dryggy-back ride!

by Eryn Zander February 15, 2010

Chicago carriage ride

When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.

Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.

by Matt Daniel June 20, 2011