father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

Homeless Pillow

An empty goon bag inflated with air, to give lumbar support for a night out sleeping

Hay bro, ya finished the flaggon yet?

Yeah but steves fully using it for a homeless pillow

by Scruddle McDoodle May 19, 2011

pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

by kadis zutton July 6, 2011

skin pillows

boobies~

bradshaw-LOVE YOUUUUUUU! I would have said it on vent but I was distracted by Katy Perry's skin pillows

by asianmacdaddy July 22, 2011

weighty pillow

breast, tit, boob, mammary, love fluff

Shall I nestle in your weighty pillows?

by fred121 August 17, 2011

moldy pillows

An old lady's titties.

I titty-fucked her moldy pillows.

by RavenswoodDarsh October 18, 2011

Brown Pillow

The sexual act when you and your partner get on top of a pillow and begin preforming the reverse cowgirl as she is shitting out diarrhea all over you mans penis and the pillow beneath them.

"Hey, Cindy you want to create a brown pillow?"

"YES!"

by Roflakintalkinferd November 28, 2011