phone-phive

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.

DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!

by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010

Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.

Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.

by Jonnny Dogooder December 8, 2011

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.

"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."

by MickTheSick September 22, 2011

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Google pipe

The slang term for the trachea of a deer.

I was sitting in the chair and started to smell something, I looked around and that damn dog had brought in and was chewing on a google pipe.

by Shells by the ton April 8, 2013

erbo pipe

A battery powered marijuana pipe which infuses the smoke with water molecules and trapping all the harmful particulates inside. It doesn't require the user to suck on the stem, as it shoots a stream of filtered smoke twelve inches. It was featured in High Times magazine.

The ERBO pipe is a wonderful filtering devise.

by ruffguuy February 7, 2015

Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.

"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."

by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014