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running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!
Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!
by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009
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death by phone

Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
Jon: So we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
by Hannah Lenzz June 19, 2010
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Lying to his phone

A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.
David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers

Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl

David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.
by damos92 April 20, 2011
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Burner Phone

I will send the money for the phone bill and the family a happy and prosperous New order and I will send you the link to the video of the same time I was there at a ride to the store and get home and get some sleep and will be back in town on text me or email the airport and will get a check from work on it and I will be in the office today but will be back in town on text me when you regarding the moon in the office tomorrow and will be in touch soon to be back in the morning to get the same time as the one you sent the email I got from a car and drive to the airport tomorrow and will be in touch with me and I will send the money for it is THREE I
have you regarding a job in the office today but plz call me at my place or yours is a car so I don't have a Burner Phone
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Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.
Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)
by Melissa July 9, 2004
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Phone Chicken

Someone who can talk to the opposite sex on the phone; however, is unable to talk to the opposite sex in person.
Girl1: What is up with that guy? We talked for hours on the phone last night and he's been avoiding me all day.

Guy1: Haha. What a phone chicken.
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Butter phone

When your phone is impossible to hold, as if it is greased up with butter
Guy: Dangit! I dropped my phone again.

Girl: You've got a bad case of butter phone
by C♡bomb May 19, 2014
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