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white people pain 

painful emotions that are easily fixable. to fully be white people pain, the proprietor of said pain needs to broadcast these problems to everyone who would listen in a 10 mile radius.

This condition disproportionately affects: gay men, young women, prepubescent children, people who frequent online forums/own webcams, and tv dramas. All of these people will also frequently be white, upper middle class, and from Connecticut.
Any and all episodes of the Gilmore Girls.

"My parents got me a car for Hanukkah, but it's not the color that I wanted."
"That's some white people pain."
white people pain by portionsforfoxes December 15, 2009

White People Food 

In order to make white people food what you do is take any meat, put a whole grain of salt on it or two if your in the mood for something spicy, then soak it in egg and cook it until it's just edible, can be other types of food but is usually meat that is so horrible when made by them
Juan: Yo I don't want to go over my friend joe's house. All is family does is cool white people food.
Lee: damn that shit must suck dude!! White people food is so bland and basically raw.

Crazy People 

people that can read eachother minds and comunicate telepathically. people that edit eachother spelling mistakes. people that make up ridiculous plans and build on them to ammuse themselves. people that like to make fake farting noises.
phhhhhhhhhhhht! THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD ONE NOW LETS TRY UNDERWATER!!!!! "YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY PEOPLE"
Crazy People by blacklab January 12, 2011

Straight people 

An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps
No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?
Straight people by I eat poop 69 March 11, 2022

guns don't kill people, people kill people 

Truer words could never have been said.
Stupid Urban Dicktionary. There's no example needed, yet you're making me write one anyway. And you're forcing me to write "guns don't kill people, people kill people" in its context also. Fucking cunts.

roasted people 

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
roasted people by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005