fuckboy pants

They are the pants basically every teenage guy wears at school. You know, those beige khakis from American Eagle. They're beige and also come in black. Everyone knows someone who wears these. Most of the people that wear them are either popular or rich (or both.)

If you're walking down the school hallways and don't see a guy wearing fuckboy pants- you're dreaming.

person 1: Hey did you see that hot guy that just passed us in the hall?
person 2: No, what was he wearing?
person 1: Those fuckboy pants
person 2: Oh, there was too many guys wearing those, sorry!

by secrets in the world November 23, 2017

Shaky Pants

One who purchases miniscule vibrators in a seedy bookstore.

Look out---here comes Shaky Pants!!

by I'll Never Tell!! March 15, 2004

Night Pants

Alternative, less common, term for pajama pants. The term has later been adopted to refer to children's training pants.

Hey, those are nice pajama pants.

No, they're my night pants.

Yeah that too.

by Night Pants McGee January 7, 2011

Slappy Pants

ones whose balls slap around in their pants.

you man...you got slappy pants today...

by GL October 17, 2003

vag pants

Somebody who is either a pussy bitch or a Zack

Matt: I see how it is after playing Madden for 60 hrs strait no1 wants to play me

Wayne: Fuck u Matt i am only good at stand-by in Halo 2 not games that involve skill

Matt: Ya right your just a vag pants.

by Ross the Great August 28, 2006

bag of pants

Someone disposed to wearing his low-riders at knee level thus completely revealing both underwear and outerwear.

I wonder if that bag of pants is wearing a thong?

by dreadsocks August 15, 2005

drama pants

someone who normally has the first name james. they normally like to do homosexual things like listen to coldplay, or visit lemonparty.org frequently.

I bet drama pants would like it

by iW u n k a January 20, 2011