When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 22, 2024
Get the Jew Bag Surprisemug. by Deacon117 March 3, 2021
Get the dairy surprisemug. "Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016
Get the birthday balloon surprisemug. When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.
Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.
by sleepermedic December 13, 2021
Get the surprise randymug. Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
Get the Surprise? Jesus!mug. by Vonnnnny May 3, 2024
Get the The Green Surprisemug. 
Get the No Surprisesmug.