great dane dump

basically, a turd that is so big it defies belief. usually done by a human.

oh my god! what the hell have you left in the toilet bob?

why thats a great dane dump martha. Tell me if its gone after the 4th flush.

by CiRcLe_ThEoRy January 15, 2008

Tender Love Dump

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.

"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"

by KrRnWi March 10, 2008

Toronto Dump and Chase

The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on the male genetals. The male then proceeds to "chase" the female around until it's agreed upon for her to perform fellatio to clean his member.

I was pounding this girl so hard she shat all over my cock... took me a while to get her to suck it all off and complete the Toronto Dump and Chase.

by Anonymous Jon July 22, 2007

mississippi dump truck

After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.

Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....

by Aunt jimiema April 28, 2014

Reverse Dump Truck

When during sex, a the male partner inserts his fecal matter into the female's anus.

Last night Alicia and I reverse dump trucked! It was really awesome.

by DeeEmmDee April 22, 2010

after lunch dump

Taking a serious dump after returning to work from lunch.

Joe: Say man, lunch was epic good eats
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.

by Kriz24 May 28, 2008

dumb and dumber dump

A "dumb and dumber" dump is usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking, it is a rare but satisfying ocasion where you loose all form of bowel control. Simply sitting on the throne and holding on for dear life. Named proudly after a scene from dumb and dumber

Dave: Jesus christ I'd leave it five minutes man

Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night

Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!

Jaime: You're such a cunt.

by djb1905 January 28, 2008