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Nathan

if you have ever met a Nathan, you will have absolute bad luck or simply have a shitty life. His English is horrible and he can't spell simple words. He is a nuisance but a funny nuisance for a friend.He is kind and helpful when he is not being boring. He is addicted to gaming and his anger issues revolves around it.
"Nathan, you idiot!!!"
"Stop playing Brawl Stars Nathan!"
"T-SERIES"
by ZZZsleeping September 2, 2019
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Nathan pender

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Nathan

Someone who always farts and gozzies out his ass he also does froggy .
Nathan: farts and poops squatting
by Nathan lovegrove September 23, 2020
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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
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Nathan

A term used to by a mumble rap Redditor fan whenever someone criticizes their crappy "music". Usually found on Reddit.
Someone: Lil Uzi Vert is trash imo.

Mumble rap fan: Nathan!!! r/lewronggeneration I only listen to Logic, Joyner Lucas, and Eminem! r/rapmorelikecrap, scared of black people! Mumble (c)rap AMIRITE??? Shut up oldhead.

Someone: Relax, dude. I'm not "scared of black people" , I like black rappers such as Dr Dre, Game, Tupac, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, T-Pain, Rihanna, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole. And yes I do like Eminem but there are many other rappers I like. In fact I have an entire playlist. And I'm 16, not an "oldhead"

Mumble rap fan: Ok.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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Nathan

Nathan is a bit of a Kitten, typically seen eating a bit of the fancy feast while living in Jim's basement
Nathan get out of my basement
by Jim Jymmerson January 7, 2023
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Nathan

A person with an extreme Double Stuf Decked out Chocolate drippin fat bunda.
damn Nathan, that’s fucking huge. get that stinky thing off of the tv remote. EEWWWW ITS COVERED IN SHIT.
by Bruhtard69 December 21, 2022
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