Shit 'N Switch

The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.

Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.

by ADallasCowboy October 21, 2014

Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.

Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop

by CholulaJew December 10, 2013

toot n boot

To fart and then leave the premises.

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.

by toot n booter February 16, 2015

Cough-n-plop

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet

Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:

by Jules7 September 14, 2015

Calc n chill

When you and your math tutor are 10 min into calc and he gives you the look...

My tutor was teaching me derivatives, until we made eye contact. There was more chill than calc that math session. I hope my tutor wants to calc n chill again.

by peachesandplums October 22, 2016

Fuck n flee

"When you have sex with someone and sneak out of their place before they wake up." - Jennifer

"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "

by TrueStories4689 November 20, 2016

Kevin N Carlos

Two bad bitches .

KevinNCarlos Kevin N Carlos are good looking !

by MiVidaLoca.559 December 6, 2015