Matt

Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.

Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt

by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020

Matt’N

A simp. A little bitch named matt who simps for sum pussy.

“ God damn that hoe ass boy is Matt’N hard as fuck.”
“Yeah bro he’s really trying to hard for a little pussy”

by Cap’N Vanta August 6, 2020

Matrtka

One with biggus dickus who fuck the best. Also very charismatic.

Moj frajer je boh, ked pridem domov tak Matrtka

by Trtka May 28, 2020

Matt

That guy that actually thinks ultimate frisbee is a sport and not a hobbie.

Matt is a gay cunt

by Hag August 12, 2020

matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.

Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp

by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020

Matt Snell

The kinda guy who turns your passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away with it Scott free!!!!!

Matt Snell turned my passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away Scott free!

by BPSP September 10, 2020