1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.

Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

Aria Math

A very good song by the legendary C418, this piece is only ever surpassed by dreiton , and this is the only math you will ever like.

(THIS IS NOT ANOTHER TYPE OF MATH, I SWEAR!)

playing minecraft
*aria math starts playing*
dude1: YO IS THAT ARIA MATH
dude 2: Yea, what the big deal?
dude1: I LOVE ARIA MATH
dude2: ok

by imagine_begging August 10, 2023

The Bitcoinization of Singapore Math

When Bitcoin becomes not only the currency of choice among math educators and homeschoolers worldwide when ordering math books from the “fine” city online, but is also popular among an increasing number of local math authors who prefer their royalty to be paid in crypto.

The bitcoinization of Singapore math has propelled the city-state to lead the way in blockchain technology and math education, much to the envy of math educators around the globe.

by Numerati March 22, 2024

Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 03, 2024

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 07, 2021

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

It’s already more maths in zero lol

It’s already more maths in zero lol

It’s already more maths in zero lol

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023