Ryan Mather 

The kind of guy who stinks like poo and has asked out all the girls that go by these names (Angie, Anique, Bella, Trinity, Alyssa, Ellerrrr, Talesia)

WOW HE STINKS MUST BE RYAN MATHER

Ryan Mather by Anique/Bella/Gracie?Angelina October 14, 2020

Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵

Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it

Hegarty Maths by spoon spoon February 2, 2021

Sparx Maths 

Even though I cheat by using a website that automatically solves equations and by writing down book work codes in a .txt file on my computer instead of in my book, it still takes me 5 hours to do all 10 tasks.

Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.

"Imagine not cheating on Sparx Maths"

"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."

"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."

"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."

Sparx Maths by Sbeb December 13, 2022

P.E. vs Maths 

P.E. lessons always are taken away by Math teachers.

P.E. vs Maths:
Math teacher: P.E. teacher is sick, so Math lesson today!
Students: Oh noooooo
(P.E. teacher comes)
P.E. teacher: Ohhhhh it seems that I am "sick" today again!

P.E. vs Maths by Lily Pig June 17, 2021

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers 

The most talented rapper and the most handsome man on earth.My biggest source of inspiration.He deserves admiration and respect.

The MC with the highest level of skills/
who spits a sentence that verbally kills

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers by Isabelle Esling December 27, 2003

Mathieu 

Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever

that guy has a Mathieu of a penis

Mathieu by begalfull April 23, 2009

maths 

The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

maths by somon October 24, 2009