May 28

The day a fucking loser was born aka me

i was born on may 28 i am a fucking loser

by immajumpoffabridge November 21, 2021

8th may

The only day when amazing people were born

Dannii: hi ploy
Shona: hi Marcy

Dannii: guess what day it is?
Shona: 8th may why?
Dannii: it’s your birthday

by Shona has a foot fetish April 24, 2021

May 21

The day the spazziest human being was born - NOT get a girfriend/boyfriend day

"Oh wow Lara is such a spazz"
"Yeah, I bet she was born on May 21"

by i'll shag ur nan October 18, 2019

May 14

National McKenzie day/ eat ass day

“Hey did you know it’s May 14?”

by Mickeybug October 29, 2019

May 1

Natonal post you nudes day

ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

by lettuce like dolphins April 22, 2020

May 5th

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

may 29

margo day

yo what day is it today

some jap's birthday

(may 29)

by yumyum4444 October 15, 2011