May 23

hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a long time

Boyfriend:"Did you forget its May 23"
Girlfriend:"EEE!!!! come here!"
*Holds hands*

by America'sSweetHeart May 20, 2022

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May 25th

The New International Goth Day because Alli forgot

Alli: I MISSED INTERNATIONAL GOTH DAY
Foley: HOW
Alli: I DONT KNOW
Foley:MAKE A NEW ONE

*may 25th was made new goth day shortly after the incident”

by Bes Mean May 24, 2021

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May 21

The day the spazziest human being was born - NOT get a girfriend/boyfriend day

"Oh wow Lara is such a spazz"
"Yeah, I bet she was born on May 21"

by i'll shag ur nan October 18, 2019

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May 1

Natonal post you nudes day

ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

by lettuce like dolphins April 22, 2020

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May 14

National McKenzie day/ eat ass day

“Hey did you know it’s May 14?”

by Mickeybug October 29, 2019

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May 5th

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

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