Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 5, 2022

matt meyers

Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet

Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers

Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky

by Fbdyjxtj November 29, 2016

matt linden

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.

Matt linden, I love you, marry me. Oh god, I love you. KISSES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX

by Linden Lover December 15, 2013

matt carter

Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect

That's matt carter hes a keeper

by Nykolea August 21, 2020

matt bezzet

Celebrity who is in with all the girls

Matt Bezzet is with the girls

by Thejerkchciken76 January 3, 2021

Mattes

Good looking

Mattes is good looking and always makes you laugh

by Mishima November 23, 2021

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020