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Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.
That truck is huge...
Like my balls!
by superbill22 July 6, 2011
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smells like heaven

It basically means that you smell so nice that you smell like heaven.

As in "Heaven smells so nice".
Holy shit! Bro you smell like heaven!

Boy : You can use *Insert oil for hair here*
Girl : *After using* Mmm...my god my hair smells like heaven!
by xXTitUserXx June 23, 2016
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doesn't like you

your crush doesn't like you
by CORSPE November 10, 2021
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Dope like the Pope

Something or someone that is ultimately the coolest thing other than Pope Francis.
"Unicorns are Dope like the Pope."
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Leg It Like A Bitch

To run extremely fast from somewhere once frightened.
Ghost: Boo.

Person One: Shit! A ghost!

Person Two: It has a gun! Leg it like a bitch!
by MistakeMeForASucker June 10, 2009
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fake likes

People who get/buy fake like on Instagram
She gets fake likes on Instagram.
by CAKESSSSSSSS August 1, 2016
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