joe chris 

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss

Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle

joe chris by west essex July 28, 2014

joe bostock 

The word used to describe the common being that likes to isolate him/herself and smoke cannabis, this being is usualy found in its natural habitat smoking a fat spliff and making yo mamma jokes.

Alex: Safe ladd is jeoff out tonight.

Dean: No hes picking up a fat 10 hes such a joe bostock

joe bostock by jjeaves May 27, 2015

joe stuff 

When you ask a question and the answer does not add up.

When you have an excuse for every situation.

When you have several girlfriends at one time.

Man, he's always got Joe Stuff going on.

joe stuff by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

Joe Queer 

The guitarist and singer for legendary punk band The queers. He probably isn't gay because most of their songs are about chicks.. Oh and by the way, Ursula Finnally Has Tits.

I love Joe Queer's vocals in "Love songs for the retarded" By The Queers

Joe Queer by Stupid over You July 28, 2016

joe shomoe

A name of basically anybody. Being that you can call anybody this meaning they are just an average person

Nah, he is just some Joe shomoe.

joe shomoe by SteelCroix June 13, 2017

joe lupton 

A absolute freak of nature. Someone who has shit curls on his head

Oh wow look at that joe lupton over there

joe lupton by Joe lupton sucks May 29, 2018

Joe Mantegna

An amazing Italian-American actor from Chicago. Joe has over 100 acting credits and has been in everything from the Godfather part 3 to Criminal Minds. His only fault is that he is literally one of the nicest and most down to earth people ever. He donates to charities related to Autism and the Military plus many more. Joe Mantegna is a Tony Award winning actor, writer, producer, and director and has been in the business since 1969. He has work on several projects with playwright David Mamet including the play Glengarry Glen Ross. Joe also owns a restaurant, called Taste Chicago, with his wife of 43 years, as of 2018, Arlene Vrhel. They have two children, Mia who is the oldest and has autism and Gia the youngest and who followed in her father's foot steps becoming an actress.

Person 1- Did you see Joe Mantegna in the new Criminal Minds episode?!

Person 2- OMG he was so awesome as David Rossi, who I must say is a complete sass machine!

Joe Mantegna by Navy_Sailor June 12, 2018