Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

January 2

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen

Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"

by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022

January 10th

Real niggas are born. These relatble mfs are smart, good lookin as fuck and usually have a mf dump truck. Though they can be hella annoyin, them niggas are loyal af.

That January 10th bloke is a sic cunt

by Tyron_paul73 January 2, 2022

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

January 16

National ask your crush out day

hi its january 16

by blewd January 15, 2023

January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021