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News Cycle

News cycle means a piece of news is recycled again and again on TV
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New Era

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new gcses

Evidence of how dimwitted the government is - that is the people who we're supposed to trust to run our country. They are essentially gcses but made harder for no good reason

Like when in real life would you have to work out some scientific equation but not have the necessary formulas accessible? (Science)
Who really cares about the deeper meanings of lines in shakespeare?(English Lit)
When in real life would someone ask you why there is a comma at this part of the sentence?(English Lang)
When in real life are you going to a country worth visiting where they don't speak english?(MFL)

This is the kind of rubbish the government thinks they are "preparing" us for.

What's worse is no one actually knows how this new system works and year 11s 2017 are the guinea pigs who will suffer from this madness.
Additionally, 2 years later your gcses count for nothing because once you've done your a levels that is all anyone cares about!

Yes we are expected to toil and sweat and experience major stress over 11 subjects that are mostly irrelevant to real life to receive results that become meaningless!!!
Government: Hey - in case you didn't think gcses were already hard and pointless enough we've created new gcses! We do this because we like two torment teenagers as if they're not struggling already with puberty and all.
And oh yeah just to make things more confusing we're gonna grade you with numbers now, not letters
by @naledi November 13, 2017
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new word

please be free to make a new word that doesn't make sense!!
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New York

1.) The largest city in the United States. Popular for tourism and boasts good food, low crime rates, and close proximity to other cities such as Philadelphia, Boston, and Washington, D.C.

2.) A state anyone who doesn't live there forgets that it exists. Residents of Upstate New York will have to clarify that they don't live in the city when they say "New York".
1.)

Person wearing "I Heart NY" shirt: I just went to New York, it's such a great city!

2.)

Person: Where are you from?
Upstate NY resident: New York.
Person: The city, right?
Upstate NY resident: No, I live upstate.
Person: Oh.
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New Poon

Being a straight male going to watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon tonight. Wanna come?

Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon
by NeverwillseeTwilight November 20, 2009
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new breed

Somebody who loves retro colours and well literally retro everything.
skinnie jeans are a must have,
own hair extenstions,
like emo/greb style & music
dont really have much of a set style
bright tops, dolly shoes and belts.
big logos or huge font sentences on tops
another word for seen emo
love myspace
im a new breed, i love myspace, skinnies rock! emo kid!
by ami-louise93 December 26, 2007
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