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Internet Jock

A Nerd who is good at online sport games, Including FPS, Excluding MMORPG
by OMFJames December 17, 2008
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Internet Capacity

The maximum number of members that an internet community can have before it becomes unrecognizable by the original members. Eventually all communities will reach internet capacity, usually withing 5-6 years of being founded.
A: Hey have you been to insert forum they used to frequent here lately?
B: No, I haven't. Why?
A: Its completely reached internet capacity, it sucks now.
B: Twas inevitable I guess.
by ODST December 7, 2009
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Internet Cocking

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
by kimgee April 25, 2010
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internet hug

A simulated hug, via a videocall service such as Skype. Both parties smile, and pretend to wrap their arms around the camera, as if to wrap their arms around their loved one.
I just just internet hugged the fuck outta my old lady on Skype yesterday.
by Loggy_style September 8, 2014
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Internet Debate

n. When two or more morons on the internet get on their high horse about everything from politics to religion to society to fandom, and basically just try to out-sophisticate each other by overusing fancy words such as "asinine" in lengthy thought-out retorts that nobody cares to read.

Inconceivably, this is actually how they entertain themselves.

Nobody is safe to expose their opinions without at least one of these arrogant douchebags trying to pry an explanation from you, so be careful who you trust.
Debater: You sir are ignorant. Your previous statement on blah blah blah clearly contradicts blah blah--

Involuntary Opponent: aw hell no, I ain't got time for some internet debate!
by Chiminix January 22, 2014
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