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Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get
"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"
by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024
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turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke
Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side
by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021
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After Dark

commonly known as a song written by mr kitty, used as an alias by the big scary hacker doxbin egirl after dark who terrorizes the minecraft community with her big scary hackerness beware of after dark guys she will find ur addy and swat you and make you regret ever downloading discord big scary hacker sexy mommy e girl mmm mommy i love me some aftedark
mommy after dark i love her so much
by afterdarkfan October 5, 2022
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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
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Dark days warrior

A human that always acts dark and acts like a warrior in front of people.
Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
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the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
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Dark Figure

Definition 1: A figure that is completely shrouded in darkness
Definition 2: the figure behind you.
Definition 1: Look at that dark figure over there, he's pretty scary!
Definition 2: look behind you.
by Clintenite July 3, 2022
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