i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

Do you have games on your phone

Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.

Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?

Person: *Slaps the child*

by Lazyfemale August 11, 2023

I don't have many fucks left

I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END

I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship

by Faithmoriahfaith October 06, 2018

But Sir, what big balls you have!

What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".

Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.

by QuacksO April 15, 2023

it’s over anakin, i have the high ground

The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan

*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava

Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

*fight continues*

Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes

Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches

Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive

Anakin is carried away

by im better than you xx June 19, 2022

Dude I have been Murray Browned

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.

Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

by SoheilP March 01, 2013

i have more chromosomes than you

i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap

Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure

by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019