Dude I have been Murray Browned

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.

Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

by SoheilP February 28, 2013

I don't have many fucks left

I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END

I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship

by Faithmoriahfaith October 6, 2018

i have more chromosomes than you

i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap

Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure

by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019

it’s over anakin, i have the high ground

The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan

*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava

Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

*fight continues*

Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes

Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches

Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive

Anakin is carried away

by im better than you xx June 19, 2022

AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money

i dont have moneh

omg! AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money tho.

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood

Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

by -LL17 February 14, 2019