finger joust

Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go.

Dude, I went to www.fingerjoust.com and learned all about finger jousting.

by The Lord of the Joust September 5, 2005

finger toes

(n) The toes on a foot that enables the bearer to palm a basketball with their foot.

Wow, those finger toes are creepy, man.
Thats kids, only five foot five and can lift a basketball with one foot.

by eleis January 12, 2009

stinky finger

When you put a finger inside your bum hole, normally done on a regular basis for pleasure but result in 'stinky fingers'. Done by both Men and Women.

Got stinky fingers so had to have a shower.

by HAB.RAJV April 10, 2011

finger blasting

The act of holding a fire cracker just a bit too long.

I went to the forth of July celebration, but ended up Finger Blasting

by Erasmas McThirsty Jr. III October 28, 2003

salad fingers

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.

P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers

by margerine January 1, 2007

Duante's Finger

The act of moistening one's finger in a beer of there choice, and inserting it into another's ear canal without any consideration for the other.

Sentence:
At Fruddruckers Tito got Wil with a Duante's Finger b/c he was the first to get his beer.
How to use:
This is the kind of thing to do at a fuddruckers when you are the first to grab your beer and your friends still wait in line. You can be an ass if you get the first beer, b/c they don't have one yet to return the PAIN (aka Daunte's Finger).

by HuntR July 29, 2008

Vinegar Fingers

A made up thing that most people have not heard off

"hey have you heard of vinegar fingers?"
"no i have not"
"look it up on google"

then the person would go home to find that it is nothing

Another Example

The person may pretend to actually have heard about it and call it disgusting even though it is not real

by dirtyface123445 November 21, 2011