fag cream

an ointment that helps to keep the amount of gayness of a person from showing in public

Good thing steve has his fag cream on. Otherwise we wouldn't be seen with him.

by jam session September 1, 2009

fag pattie

A veggie based pattie simulating a hamburger and served like a hamburger.

Kate, you're eating meat again?

No, it's a fag pattie. Why don't you look at me when we make love anymore?

by iamarapgod October 1, 2007

Fagging off

A slang term for smoking, most commonly used in West central belt area of Scotland, especially Glasgow.

John and Tim were quietly fagging off in the alleyway during their tea break.

by Straight In, No Kissing! February 2, 2021

Scum Fag

adj. A scum fag is roll-up cigarette created by removing the excess tobacco found in cigarette ends, placing the retrieved tobacco in to any brand of cigarette paper and rolling it up. This is a practice often carried out at times of economic strife or after a night out when tobacco supplies are depleted and the shop is shut.

"Oh no Joey, I've run out of baccy and the petrol station is closed...."

"It'll be fine James, I haven't emptied the ashtray out for a few days we can just make scum fags."

by jimwarren06 July 30, 2009

P-Fag

1) A small cut of a cigarette used in poppers.

2) The tobacco cut used to hold the weed up when hitting a popper.

1) Yo guy do you have a p-fag I want to hit mad pops when I get home.

2) Ah, is that a Belmont? Dumo's are the only butt I need for popper hitting.

by im jon castoro baby December 17, 2009

Psycho Fag

One who consistently tries and acts in a homo-sexual manner even though he/she is not actually gay.

Bro, you are definitely acting like a Psycho Fag tonight.

Man, is it me or are you acting like an agressive homosexual?

Dude, I'm a Psycho Fag.

by Pyscho Fag May 5, 2011

Metro Fag

One of the so called "Skux" species bred with one of the "Scene Kid" females and created some kind of hybrid of faggotory

thats fucking metro

What the fuck is that?
Thats a fucking Metro fag

by RiverTheScaleyManFish July 22, 2010