ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

by Daydreamgirl121 June 20, 2016

jugg ears

Harry skoyles

4g signal jugg ears

by Jugg ears January 30, 2017

ear glitter

songs that are SO satisfying to the ears that it feels like glitter is being injected into your veins

person 1 - “girl listen to insert song name”
person 2 - “this is such ear glitter”

by sillystupidgirl47 April 21, 2025

even walls have eyes and ears

(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

ear hoppin

Eavesdropping secretly on other's private conversations. See air hustling, in urban dictionary.

They over there ear hoppin in on their conversation again.

by Greentrees420 September 16, 2022

Ear Fetish

So basically An Earjackulation (fingering someones ear while air humping.)

Hi my name is Bob & I have a bad case of Earjackulation, it came from having a ear fetish.

by TiraaBucks March 19, 2022