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Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.
"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009
mugGet the Ear Poisonermug.
(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
mugGet the even walls have eyes and earsmug.

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
by M.Mo August 13, 2021
mugGet the Swimmer’s Earmug.

fuck my ear

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.
by Dylwit October 23, 2019
mugGet the fuck my earmug.

Cat-eared pup bowl

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)
You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!
by WolfpackFlowershade October 4, 2022
mugGet the Cat-eared pup bowlmug.

ear scruncher sniffer

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer
by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008
mugGet the ear scruncher sniffermug.

very dry ears

very dry ears.
very dry ears.
by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023
mugGet the very dry earsmug.

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