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Christine Chen

My favorite asian who is helpful, pretty and the awesomest person in the whole whole ENTIRE worldd!!
Me: OMG i wanna go to ya house.
Christine Chen: Fine just dnt burn it down.
by D Macky August 20, 2011
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Christian Player

Somebody who dates alot of people but only for the means to find the right one
Man that girl is such a Christian Player, Shes dated like twenty guys but hasnt slept with a single one.
by Chaseoyo October 26, 2013
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Christian

Christian...she is tired of looking up her name only to find 90% boy results and 10% church results.She is a super artistic and loving and supportive,sweet person but don’t cross her over. She will tell you where you stand with her and make sure you know. She is a silly person and loves her friends.She gets attention but doesn’t want it all the time either
Person:oh I don’t like that girl
Christian:haha no one asked...
by Christian February 4, 2018
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Christian

Very attractive and shy kinky as hell great body but is shy dark moody and mysterious it's hella hot is romantic when he wants to be and when he is it's unbelievable
HOLY GOD LOOK OUT GIRLS Christian IS COMING
by WanderingRain February 5, 2018
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Christianity

A group of people who believe in Jesus Christ that he is our creator and saviour
That Christianity kid was a weird fugly dude
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Christian Rock

A genre of music that is obviously labeled by uninformed people as being listened to only by "pansies." And it's no wonder why you think that if all you've ever heard of it is P.O.D., Kutless, Skillet, 12 Stones, Thousand Foot Krutch, Jeremy Camp and the like! Those bands are nothing but posers and wanna-bes! If you want to hear some REAL Christian rock, look up Underoath, Haste the Day, Norma Jean, Relient K, Switchfoot, Blindside, Dead Poetic, Zao and I could name many more. I'll admitt most Christian artists have done a lot in the way of giving Christian rock a bad name, but don't go labeling it all as a whole until you've actually heard all the genre has to offer!
It's sad that poser bands like Pillar and Thousand Foot Krutch have totally messed up Christian rock's image.
by annaBanana3 June 30, 2005
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God Hates Christians

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all God and those whom allow God to exist ("Christians"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Christians, carrying signs stating that God hates Christians, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being a Christians.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
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