Youre my candy mama
by Roisin doherty March 07, 2018
A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.
Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
by Lord Zurg February 25, 2025
hello jelli belli gummi candi
by qwerty44444 June 26, 2021
A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.
Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.
by QuacksO April 15, 2021
by jack tripper 5605 June 28, 2011
The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.
'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'
by ciphrex August 06, 2014
A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
by i tried T^T May 01, 2020