American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 08, 2016
by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 26, 2019
by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 26, 2019
Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.
Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
by CanadianDUCK March 06, 2016
When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
by MassiveDynamic December 02, 2016
Let's rotate Canadian clockwise this time!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!
by Jaraxin June 16, 2025