cap

simply, not the truth

bunny loves me more, than i love her, that’s cap.

by kamiphobia October 5, 2021

Bull Cap

Something that is false... not true... an extended statement of fact that is not actually factual.

Rowan- “Hey Jerry, did you read Reuben’s paper on gorillas?

Jerry- Yeah, after the opening paragraph, it was full of bull cap.

by Trishertreats May 12, 2021

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

Pen Cap Chew

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?

I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!

by Irushforth July 12, 2022

Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020

Cap

When someone is lying

p1 - "Broooo some guy jumped out of a plane while doing a backflip and 360 noscope with a 148 javelin missle."

p2 - "Cap."

by Al-shish kabob May 15, 2022

Cap that

When someone says some dumb shit and you ain't fucking with it, like you don't think its a good idea

John: aye we should go in the woods
Chris: nah , cap that

by Prettymuchahoe...woohoo August 20, 2018