Young woman or teenage girl with a vast fanny due to excessive unsafe penetration often accompanied by a horde of small children all fathered by different men.
Concerned father to his son: "Beware of girls called Kylie, Chardonnay, Crystal, Sharon, Vicky - they're more than likely to have council cunts..."
by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007
Get the council cunt mug.Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.
by wonderpony February 8, 2009
Get the Spider Cunt mug.When a girl pulls a dick move. Any action by a female to another friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.
When my former best friend and roommate Stephanie decided to move out without telling me, leaving me to pay all of the rent the day it was due... that was a cunt move.
by chaos2112 July 26, 2013
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The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
by Cunt Badger August 29, 2008
Get the cunt badger mug.Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.
1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"
by Scuzzmonkey69 April 1, 2011
Get the What The Cunt mug.Male: For a male, it is when your balls are sunk into your body, due to cold water or weather, and the left over skin from your balls looks like a cunt.
Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.
Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.
by Frank V. (Smokey) July 29, 2008
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