couche burger

another word for female "genitalia", aka cunt twat chac, vag, beef curtains.

used in referance to yours,hers,your gfs, your moms or anyones vagina.

also used as an insult or term of endearment

shut the fuck up you couche burger

i railed that chic in her couche burger

dude i have a wedge and its right up my fucking couche burger

by MeGGeRs July 6, 2003

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

couched

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.

by Rob Favretto January 13, 2008

Caught Back In The Chat

When someone is still using text, chat lingo like: JK LOL in real life.

Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!

Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???

Rock 1: JK!!! LOL

Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat

by CaptainJefe July 5, 2010

couche-tard

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard

Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.

by sexy farmer March 22, 2007

Your Couch

Nigga fuck it.

Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?

Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.

by Mister Fahrenheit February 2, 2009

couch slut

A couch slut is one who takes up an entire couch forcing others to make two decisions. They can either sit on another close by couch, or they may sit ON the couch slut. Couch sluts generally don't understand what it means to be a couch slut, therefor making the whole situation more humerous.

Lauren, you are the defintion of couch slut!

by I think you know who January 18, 2005