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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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Canadian bad boy

A rebal. Collects rain water, doesn't smoke weed, or drink, purposely pays taxes late. And shops at nofrills
C'mon man! Don't be a Canadian bad boy, and pass cars on the left right hand lane!!!!
by Perry2x April 15, 2018
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canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.
I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.
by sad_pizza October 7, 2019
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Canadian Cowgirl

Normal Cowgirl position but your legs are wraped around your partners waist.
Yeah man I got that chick pregnant couldn’t help it she locked me in with that Canadian Cowgirl.
by Tire titties January 5, 2020
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canadian spooning

when one spoons in bed with a bunch of canadian stunt cocks
Canadian spooning is when the guys all snuggling together in bed , one behind the other.
by Bullpen2017 January 29, 2018
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Canadian Slide Whistle

A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.
Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.
by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025
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Canadian

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present
In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.
by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020
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