gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 7, 2018

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020

Bacon-Chan

The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON

Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN

by UltramanFan February 19, 2021

bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025

bacon 101

A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me

Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server

by Bacon fan March 2, 2022