beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011

Dolphin's Breath

When something is so amazing that it transcends the international language barrier.

Oh my God, this chicken burrito is the DOLPHIN'S BREATH! Word, yo.

by D-Nasty77 June 20, 2011

kung fu breath

Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.

John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.

by crazy eighties February 21, 2013

Spittin in my breakfast

A colloquialism used to describe any act which can either be in reality, or perceived as, displaying or inferring disrespect.

"I asked for a g but Treyvon only gave me .9 . Nigga straight comin in my house and spittin in my breakfast"

"LaRon why don't chu pay dat child support?" Said Lakesha
"Bitch don't spit in my breakfast, you know I'm out gettin my lean on with my clique" LaRon retorted.

by InTheEconomix April 12, 2013

spinning the bread

A casual chat amongst friends, around a campfire maybe or in the pub/bar. The equivalent of shooting the breeze.

Me and the lads were chillin', spinning the bread and hangin out.

by Milly van Hilly October 17, 2015

greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016

Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016