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Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!
by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass
"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"
by trdbear March 18, 2023
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atlas

Did you see them in ripped jeans and mesh top. They look like such an Atlas
by The group chat April 7, 2023
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Atlas

A self-absorbed son of a bitch who is known for giving you second hand embarrassment. They are often small for there age and make up for it by putting others down.
“Atlas one of the worst person I’ve been friends with”
by Beth_Bethel April 9, 2023
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Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human
Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.
by P000k!3 April 15, 2023
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alastorcw

Is a term for a horny monkey and who beats beaners 24/7
they're beating that beaner they must be a alastorcw
by Ginger17845Monkey May 5, 2023
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