velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.

"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"

by velociraptor girlie January 4, 2023

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Neurodivergent attack

When you have a strong overcoming sensation of something neurodivergent that affects your ability to focus, complete a task, be human, do anything, or general behavior.

I am sorry for being a spaz, I had a neurodivergent attack.

This neurodivergent attack is not allowing me to focus.

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

snap attack

when the crotch snaps on your bodysuit come undone, out of nowhere

I was dropping it low on the dance floor, when all of a sudden, I was hit with a snap attack

by bbodysuits October 22, 2019

Panic attack

Uh oh scary

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager

by Heyghouls November 3, 2019

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse cowgirl with someone and you try to spank them but miss and end up slapping their liver instead.

"Bro I ended up Fried Liver Attacking my boyfriend last night he threw up all over the sheets!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020