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alphabetical easements

Assorted "from A to Z" relief-from-standard-requirements allowances, such as:
beesement: Where someone else volunteers to "get a buzz" managing da apiary so dat you can clear yer head for a while
breezement: Where you are allowed to either "fart proudly" or avoid "having yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing air-currents
ceasement: Not having to stop something you enjoy
cheesement: Being allowed to eat softer milk-curd solids instead of firmer-textured selections like Swiss or cheddar
Cleesement: Not having to sit in on a group-viewing of "Fawlty Towers" re-runs
creasement: Not having people fuss if yer clothes aren't ironed
Creesement: Where you are free to treat all Native-American tribes da same way
feesement: Having a service-charge waived
freezement: Not making you shiver yer a** off working outdoors in colder weather
geesement: Not having to deal wif all those annoying big white "honkers" in da farmyard
geezement: Fellow humans' refraining from expressing displeasure about your faults
greasement: Having someone else operate da lubing-gun
jeezement: Same deal as two definitions back
keysement: Not having to DIDDLE wif those FIDDLY little brass lock-opener devices, like if your ride uses a wireless remote
kneesement: What those squishy-foam mats or padded strap-on cups allow yer leg-joints when squatting on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: Not having to sign an agreement to use a dwelling or property
leesement: Being allowed "safe harbor"
More alphabetical easements:
measement: Not having to just think of others all da time
niecement: Not having to deal wif yer kid-brother's bratty pigtailed ankle-biter
peasement: Not having to either shell sphere-shaped veggies or eat yucky cereal
pleasement: Not having to either kowtow to others or speak super-politely
queasement: Being given a rest-break 'cuz you're feeling "rumbly in yer tumbly"
Reesement: Being given an orange-wrapped candy bar to munch on
seesement: Not having to either keep yer eyes open or remember/report what you observe
seizement: Either having others keep their grabby hands off'n you, or having Loctite LB 8150 applied to metal parts
sleazement: Freedom from "shady" dealings
Smeesement: What Peter Pan got whenever Captain Hook's right-hand man was absent
sneezement: What cold-and-flu remedies hopefully will provide
spreesement: Relief from a noticeable uptick in something
squeezement: Not having to be subjected to a hardship or bear-hug
teasement: Having others either respect your feelings or not serve you disgusting herbal-brew
teesement: Not having to play golf, wear undershirts, or cross a certain letter of da alphabet
threesement: Being allowed to just deal wif either two-or-less or four-or-more items
treesement: Not having to deal wif large/tall plants
tweezement: Being allowed to leave your lashes/brows as they grow naturally
wheezement: What Pat McManus gains from following da MFFFF.
zeesement: Being allowed some shut-eye
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Alpha Male

"Alpha males don't play Fortnite. Alpha males read the Bible."
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alpha skibidi uwu onichan pookie

Alpha skibidi uwu onichan pookie is a word of actually a sentece which you can call your friend as a joke
lily: byee girl
me: bye my alpha skibidi uwu onichan pookie
by ermwhatthesigma1234 July 1, 2024
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alpha fairy wolf

yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.
"mirror mirror on the wall who is the most alpha fairy wolf out of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."
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ALPHA FAIRY WOLF

yoselin. yes you yoselin. yoselin. yos....e....lin. yes YOU. YOU ARE THE STRONGEST ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. YOU ARE THE ONLY ALPHA FAIRY WOLF OUT THERE. you are the best.
"mirror mirror on the wall...whos the most alpha fairy wolf of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."
by lvna July 1, 2024
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Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024
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