nuke my asshole

plural of nuke my asshole
aww man, please nuke my asshole
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 26, 2021
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Moms asshole 69

So free freer than your mom on a Saturday night
by Hiiamyourdad March 12, 2021
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fist full of assholes

a group of dickholes no one wants to deal with
Friend one: Elyse and her friends can be real dickholes.
Friend two: Yeah, what a fist full of assholes.
by mhmm20 February 26, 2017
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Blown Out Asshole

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.
Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 06, 2022
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Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.
Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.
by NippleBob Crane June 06, 2022
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