anal muff mole 

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

anal muff mole by mtotheo February 1, 2005

anal venom

The yellowish colored discharge from your anus that usually occurs on a hot summer day after taking a shit. Associated with monkey butt. May be a symptom of improper wiping or chaffing or just a generally uncleanly rectum. Best described as a mixture of ass sweat and fecal debris.

"This anal venom is burnin' me up. I'd better go lay down with a fan blowing on my ass to dry it out."

anal venom by Dilldo Baggins March 26, 2007

anal anxiety disorder 

when a women is fearful of anal sex and nervous resulting in tensing up. making penitration near inposible. typicly cure with alcohal or musle relaxers.

i had to pry hear ass checks apart she must suffer from anal anxiety disorder.

anal anxiety disorder by ioniajoe December 23, 2009

Anal Glue 

the fecal remnants surrounding a pucker hole, which can sometimes hinder entry during sex; most often disdained, among a few perverted souls, its is something that can arouse, like cinnamon in a bakery.

I wanna sniff some of your anal glue

Anal Glue by marsbar September 9, 2005

Anal Slurpee 

An anal slurpee is when during the course of anal intercourse you urinate in someones anus.... After which you take in a spooned slurpee straw and insert it into the anus...With the spoon end of the straw in the anus you scrape fecal matter off of the colon walls and miz it around with the urine and *sllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp* Drink it up while its nice and slushy

Dude, That anal slurpee was better then the new mountain dew slurpee

Anal Slurpee by ThreeGNinja April 10, 2005

anal sex 

1) Participation in either penetrating someone's recum, or having someone penatrate yours. . . excessive performance leads to anal leakage on the reciever's part, or bacterial wastes ending up on the performer's member.
2) A good way to get AIDS

All the dudes who like anal sex because they don't have to wear condoms are in for a rude surprise when they get crotch-rot from cornholing a girl who didn't excavate deep enough the last time she wiped her but.

Wear condoms kids, AIDS isn't fun.

anal sex by MushroomHat August 23, 2007

anal wart

a wart on the anus.
something you can yell randomly into the air to mess with peoples heads.

your in the mall with your friends
ANAL WART. then act all innocent like nothing happend

anal wart by cniel September 28, 2008