Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

lord farquade

name u give someone when they are short, have a bob, cheater, liar, and manipulator. use it on wanna be studs.

yo that bitch is lord farquade

by iclockthattea June 3, 2025

Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023

Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well

Daniel is the crank lord at my school

by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023

Thrift Lord

That guy or girl at a thrift store that manages to get high quality items at thrift shops for cheap. Either selling it or keeping it for themselves.

"Hey man, watch out, there's a thrift lord over there, he's gonna grab all the good stuff before us!"

by booutu November 30, 2023

Rizz Lord

A red haired hobbit that constantly eats twizzler nibs and follows them with a juul drag.

Wow that Rizz Lord has some nasty bunyons!

by Therizzerlord December 4, 2023