Luke

He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!

Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}

by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019

pedophile luke

Luke middlestat who likes little boys and loves stacy

Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you

by Yoyomayyogffzx December 1, 2013

Luke Dignum

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

He also LOVES chicken nuggets!!!!!!

Cor!!! He's definitely a Luke Dignum.

by Demon Apocalypse October 19, 2016

luke and grace

they should date

i think luke and grace should date <3

by smellyniggi69 November 27, 2021

luke hobbs

A person who is very strong true to his word family first do anything to keep his family together

Person 1: that dude is so loyal am faithful
Person 2: he is Luke Hobbs

by Hshshsbsjjajavsjdikckfldosijhs May 21, 2018

luke

luke is a certified dom poes, nai, vark and many more

luke!!!! you dom poes

by luke-a fucking dom poes November 22, 2021

Luke

If you meet a Luke, run. They will say there your friends, and ditch you for someone else. They put themselves over all of their “friends” and think that they’re better than everyone else. There just a bitchy person and probably are homophobic. Stay away from a Luke

I hate Luke so much, I really wish I wasn’t ever friends with him

by pseudomatics November 23, 2018