Kung Fu Jew

A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.

You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.

by Pregolegs August 19, 2006

Monkey Jew Cunt

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".

1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt

by N Dynamite May 3, 2010

magical jew hair

a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.

Usually found on Jewish males.

Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!

You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.

by The AlliCat January 7, 2010

you fuckin jew

The line that Eric Cartman from Southpark says to Kyle the jew. It means that Kyle is a jew.

Eric Cartman: "You fuckin jew!"
Kyle: "Shut the fuck up fatass"

by Zander da folf February 22, 2022

hook-nosed jew

1. A person that displays jewish charachteristics.
2. A person of jewish descent that has a hook nose

Aaron Schrum is a hook-nosed jew.

by fat mark April 30, 2003

left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...

dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!

by theinspector June 18, 2008

jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.

That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.

by JewishMale June 13, 2011