Hams

Milky thighs compacted into a nice pair of spandex.

Wow, better get a second refrigerator cause Kennedy has a pair of hams on her.

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

Ham gobbler

A connoisseur of nice milky hams.

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler

by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019

ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.

“I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”

by ham ranch November 11, 2020

Ham Ranch

A slang for a group of nerds.
Typically used against people who own instagram meme pages

look at that ham ranch over there!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

Ham Ranch

A group of nerds.

Look at that ham ranch over there LOL!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.

Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020