This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
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shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore
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friend 1: “bro i just rizzed up a shawty”
friend 2: “that’s cap bro we know how you rizz up girls the last one you literally called a babygorilla”
friend 1: “it’s not cap bro it’s literally shoe”
friend 2: “what the hell are you talking about”
friend 2: “that’s cap bro we know how you rizz up girls the last one you literally called a babygorilla”
friend 1: “it’s not cap bro it’s literally shoe”
friend 2: “what the hell are you talking about”
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