Noob

One of the worst things you can say to a gamer.

"You fucking noob!"
"What the fuck did you just call me?"

by MazLoopvogel March 8, 2018

Noob

Your little brother

If you are bad at something you are a little brother or a noob

by BereBeer May 9, 2020

Noob

Commonly used to describe a gamer/person that isn't good at one or many particular video games. Could also be used to describe a dumb person in-game.

"He's such a noob" "get rekt noob"

by Y E E T L E S August 4, 2018

Noob

One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.

Your such a Schiavetta, just look "noob" up on Urban Dictionary.

by Rahiim January 21, 2009

noob

a cool, weird but in a good way person that is also pathetically cute

she is such a noob

by foodweednicotine April 25, 2019

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

sergeant: lol

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013