Wheres your dad???

This word is a meme about your dad going to buy milk and never coming back again. (Or he comes back when you win the lottery.)

Guy 1: Wheres your dad???
Guy 2: he went to buy milk.
Guy 1: oh....

by Sussy baka😳😳😳 August 21, 2021

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

POV: your dad

Your fucking dad is gone and not buying milk

Person 1: hey
Person 2: what
Person 1: POV: your dad *randomly disappears*

by aawfasd August 17, 2022

national make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is national make your dad buy you starbucksday.

did you know today was national make your dad buy you starbucks day?

No i did not!

by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018

Find your Dad day( October 30)

This is truly a wonderful day, In which Black people finds there dads. The Dad brings the milk home finally

Jerome: My Dad's been gone for 254 years. He was at the milk bar buying milk.
Columbine shooter: lucky for you its Find your Dad day( October 30)

by EnTeRnamEHeere October 27, 2019

Dj your dad

DJ at your local bar who dresses like your dad and abuses his I tunes library.

Hey is Dj your dad playing Rick Astley?....BTW i like his pleated pants.

by mary jo kimsey February 27, 2009

Im your dad

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011