your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Your dad

Gone.

Your dads gone 💀

by Lëé June 27, 2022

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Your dad

A Reverse insult.

Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.

by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021